Fry an egg on your Macbook!

Now this is a challenge.
A minority of US users have reported battery issues with the new Apple Macbooks. While faulty battery units seem to be one source, massive heat on the underside seems to be the main cause of the problem. It's summer after all. A UK forum user judges the heat as "hot enough to fry an egg", Apple on the other hand responds with the usual tech support answers.
Don't use your Macbook (Pro) on your lab. Nobody likes fried eggs in this very connection.

Source: The Sydney Morning Herald: Meltdown over Macbook Battery Glitch (2006-06-30 22:49:43)